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sailingsolo:

loki-dokey:

sunnymurasaki:

wtfml:

adventuresofawhitegirl:

simonwang:

I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song.

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I actually cried laughing.

EVERY TIME THIS APPEARS ON MY DASH

this video this video is incredible

OMFG TEARS ARE ROLLING DOWN MY CHEEKS

I am laughing so hard that my dad just came to see if i was okay.

2 days ago with 288715 notes — via zimothyfoo, © videohall



nentindo:

kidshade:

ediebrit:

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

IM IN FUCKING STITCHES 

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the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it

6 days ago with 90050 notes — via geothebio, © ediebrit



dannyqhantom:

Lettuce Bacon Green beans Tomato Ally sandwich 

6 days ago with 39629 notes — via casofdean, © dannyqhantom



loudst:

arspooktzka:

i don’t trust asexuals because their brains are not distracted by the matters of the flesh.

where is all that brain power going.

i bet it’s going to the overmind, where they are gathering strength to consolidate their hold over the world

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you know too much.

1 week ago with 96153 notes — via attoliancrown, © wrenhavens



1 week ago with 50578 notes — via sheriffstiilinski, © bobbymoynihans
#oops #zac efron



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The concern for overly exposed young bodies may be well-intentioned. With society fetishizing girls at younger and younger ages, girls are instructed to self-objectify and see themselves as sexual objects, something to be looked at. A laundry list of problems can come from obsessing over one’s appearance: eating disorders, depression, low self-worth. Who wouldn’t want to spare her daughter from these struggles?

But these dress codes fall short of being legitimately helpful. What we fail to consider when enforcing restrictions on skirt-length and the tightness of pants is the girls themselves—not just their clothes, but their thoughts, emotions, budding sexuality and self-image.

Instead, these restrictions are executed with distracted boys in mind, casting girls as inherent sexual threats needing to be tamed. Dress restrictions in schools contribute to the very problem they aim to solve: the objectification of young girls. When you tell a girl what to wear (or force her to cover up with an oversized T-shirt), you control her body. When you control a girl’s body—even if it is ostensibly for her “own good”—you take away her agency. You tell her that her body is not her own.

When you deem a girl’s dress “inappropriate,” you’re also telling her, “Because your body may distract boys, your body is inappropriate. Cover it up.” You recontextualize her body; she now exists through the male gaze.

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thegreatkhaleesi:

we used to be glee blogs

1 week ago with 13518 notes — via deathtiel, © thegreatkhaleesi



floozys:

circuitrants:

floozys:

the fact that breast feeding in public is up for discussion

the fact that the sexualization of breasts has gotten to the point where it gets in the way of its sole fucking purpose  

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So long as you’re discreet about it.

I mean like, public urination ain’t cool.

i don’t know what they taught you in school son but we don’t piss out of our tits 

1 week ago with 158770 notes — via peevesies, © floozys



2 weeks ago with 178 notes — via carsonphillips, © chriscolfernews
#theoretically #I could book chris colfer for an event at my store #that is my job #i could do that #I will never do that #but I could